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is what I wanted to say but suddenly I panicked my voice started to shake.
[John] An hour into the date I was Hasselhoff wasted. [Erin] I thought he was going to go down on me and then he just went under the sheets and started whispering, is that how you like your pancakes? [Erin] Source: Not only was his dick small and crooked, and for some reason it smelt like old vinegar, but he could barely get it up.
Make babies with someone you hate ALCOHOL [Erin] …as my mom would say, you can’t pole vault her out of this one. Like that time in Grade 3 when a girl called me stupid face, she really hurt me, whyd she call me stupid face? Im just a regular everyday normal muthafucka I like the 1st Back to the Future but the 2nd one was better. Im just a regular everyday normal motherfucker I like red peppers better than the green ones. Go Go Go Go Go shorty, its your birthday, Go party like its your birthday. Im just a regular everyday normal motherfucker and Im not a huge Nicholas Cage fan.
Im from a lower-middle class family, me and my brothers and sisters played hide and seek, I have good memories from my childhood bitch, my favorite toy was my fuckin fire truck bitch, I used to play with that motherfucker all day long, until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog and then I played with my muthafucka all day long about 10 times a day man, all year long. Shit happens all the time and you learn how to deal with it, Regular, everyday, normal fuckin bullshit.
[Erin] He even got angry, because I’ve never heard of this robot police movie.