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I was walking down the street just the other day I saw these two fine bitches they were walkin my way Yo whatchu girls doin tonight?

is what I wanted to say but suddenly I panicked my voice started to shake.

[John] An hour into the date I was Hasselhoff wasted. [Erin] I thought he was going to go down on me and then he just went under the sheets and started whispering, is that how you like your pancakes? [Erin] Source: Not only was his dick small and crooked, and for some reason it smelt like old vinegar, but he could barely get it up.

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Make babies with someone you hate ALCOHOL [Erin] …as my mom would say, you can’t pole vault her out of this one. Like that time in Grade 3 when a girl called me stupid face, she really hurt me, whyd she call me stupid face? Im just a regular everyday normal muthafucka I like the 1st Back to the Future but the 2nd one was better. Im just a regular everyday normal motherfucker I like red peppers better than the green ones. Go Go Go Go Go shorty, its your birthday, Go party like its your birthday. Im just a regular everyday normal motherfucker and Im not a huge Nicholas Cage fan.

Im from a lower-middle class family, me and my brothers and sisters played hide and seek, I have good memories from my childhood bitch, my favorite toy was my fuckin fire truck bitch, I used to play with that motherfucker all day long, until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog and then I played with my muthafucka all day long about 10 times a day man, all year long. Shit happens all the time and you learn how to deal with it, Regular, everyday, normal fuckin bullshit.

[Erin] He even got angry, because I’ve never heard of this robot police movie.

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